Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Random Transmissions 4: wisecracks and wit

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died ~ Steven Wright

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid ~ Dorothy Parker

Gentlemen, include me out ~ Samuel Goldwyn

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement ~ Oscar Wilde

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers ~ Woody Allen

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture ~ Steve Martin

Room Service? Send up a larger room ~ Groucho Marx

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